pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

cremebuns:

broe… dude.. my bro…. my dudebro… my manly friend bro. drink any sick protein shakes lately bro…??? my man dude bro friend???…. no homo……….. my broe

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(Source: ihaveremade)

st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

(Source: humancum)