jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

unclefather:

If you don’t watch face off you should

sixpenceee:

*hesitates to comment on tumblr posts for fear that somehow it will offend someone and you’ll become that tumblr user*

gein-with-envy:

psychedelic-steeze:

-walks up to a baby-
‘ew you havent shaved in a year’

making fun of your baby for shitting itself

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell